His advice to husband/boyfriends of pregnant hormonal women:
"Just learn how to blend into the couch"
Him: The house is getting pretty messy.
Me: You know what you can do to help?
Him: Shut up?
How he makes my life easier:
"By eating only 1 sandwich at lunch instead of two; so I have less sandwiches to make for him"
How after the baby is born he will make my life easier:
"I will just eat the baby food instead of sandwiches for lunch, it's all there, meat, veggies, dessert. And there's no chewing involved, it's a win-win"
How I am able to write all these embaressing things about us:
"I don't read the blog, so I don't care; it's not like anyone's calling to complain or anything"
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