Thursday, November 17, 2011

Overheard

Steven:  I spy with my big round eye....

John: I spy with my tiny little eye...

Me: Really?  We're gonna go there?  Well alright then.
Me: I spy with my slanted eye....

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Another Date Day...

I really need to catch up on all my posts.

Months and months ago, I received an email announcing another kid's show coming to town.  I immediately told my friend and we bought tickets....and then promptly forgot all about the tickets.  And then summer came and went.  And then FINALLY!

Posing for pictures outside the theatre.

Arm around his girlfriend, headlock...same thing to John.


Backyardigans!



Family Fun

You know, I thought I had already posted these pictures but apparently I have not!

In September we wanted to surprise John with a golf day.

Seriously, this kid doesn't take a bad picture.
I'm sure Steven can't wait until he's old enough to golf with him.

First we went to the driving range.
Where I know that John's got more experience than I do.


And then we went mini-golfing!


Around the House

At what point during lunch did you think I said the following:

"wow, this egg salad tastes weird"

And at what point did you think I stopped eating the sandwich?

If you answered: first bite and never then YOU'D BE CORRECT.

That's right.  Totally playing fast and loose with my stomach lately.

Oh yeah, and in other news, I fell down the stairs on Sunday night/Monday morning.


Riley woke me up at about 1:00am because he had to go outside.
I roll out of bed, I shuffle out to the hallway.
I remember taking one step and then

BAM

Both feet are flying out in front of me.
My arms are flailing out at my sides.
And I'm crashing down the stairs.

But luckily, my elbows broke my fall.

I am in pain.  But according to my doctor and some x-rays, nothing is broken merely badly bruised.
Awesome.

Steven is so kind.  He is letting me choose the show we are watching.  And in return, I am making him watch the entire show, commercials and all. 

Me: "it's not going to kill you to watch commercials.  this is how I miss parts of my show"
Steven: "You don't know that.  you're gambling with my life here"


Me: "finish your dinner"
John: "I no can finish"  "My tummy full"
John: "I have good idea" "I go poo now, I make more room in my tummy"

Trick or Treat

Happy Halloween!

I took the afternoon off so I could be home in time to decorate the house and get ready to go out.  and once again, our good friend Crystal came by to help us out by handing out treats so both Steven & I could take John out.

We're so unfashionable, we buy costumes based on price not based on what is cool.  I had such an awesome idea for a costume, I thought "Hey, mom was crafty, I could totally make our costumes"  I suck.  Maybe next year I'll make the awesome family costumes.

Steven ventured out to the massive annual costume sale.  (he did this last year too) 

SPIDERMAN!
Look at his eye.  So cute.  So shifty.

Smurfette and Spiderman.





I had an eyepatch but unfortunately the elastic snapped right before this picture. :(




Crystal and John

The pumpkins


The haul
Too bad, we don't let John eat too much candy.



Crystal and John



Poor John, I'm pretty sure he could barely see out of the eyeholes.
Note to self, don't buy a costume with a head mask next year.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Pumpkin Carving Extravaganza

Have I mentioned that I love Halloween?  I mean, I love it.  Steven & I have carved pumpkins almost every year since we've been in the house.  I've decorated the house.  And now with John, we get to dress up and trick or treat!

We bought 4 pumpkins this year, one for each of us.

Steven decided to carve outside, to cut down on the mess.  He also decided to use power tools.


Goggles on.
Safety first. 


Riley's pumpkin.


More power tools.

Cutie pie with Lightning McQueen pumpkin.

Lightning McQueen, Mater, Haunted House, Googly Eyes

This is my pumpkin.
Next year I need to find something a bit more difficult.

Such a poser, no?


Do you know how difficult it is to get a good picture of both John & Riley?

Hey guys pose behind the pumpkins.
Look over here.

This way?

"Hey buddy, whatcha hidin' in your hand?"
"Is it a cookie?"

"yeh, I think it is a cookie"
"Oh, it's a good one too"

"Now?  Can I have the cookie now?"

 Pumpkin joy.

Lilypie