I was watching this TV program earlier about polar bears. These scientists have been tracking these polar bears for years; you know what I mean, they tranquilize them, tag them, take all sorts of samples (measurements, blood, fur, etc...) and then leave them to wake up after the drugs wear off. Imagine being the polar bear. There you are, minding your own business walking along some ice, perhaps thinking about what you'd like to eat and then you hear these blades whirring in the distance, maybe the air whoosh sound you tilt your head to survey your surroundings, all the while getting an uneasy feeling. And then BAM, you get shot in the ass and drop to the ground. Maybe the last conscious thought is "holy shit, they're going to kill me" or "what the &$*$& was that". Then time passes, you don't know how much because you've been unconscious. You start to wake up, all groggy. You're sore in places that shouldn't be sore. Perhaps you're in a different location. Think about all these things next time you read some whack job talking about being abducted by aliens. Maybe someone is tracking us?
I know, I know.. I'm weird. But admit it, this theory makes a bit of sense, doesn't it?
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