Steven-isms

His comments about the Tower:
"I hear tell that on a clear day you can see right into the office building across the street!"

His free time:
"I had a great hobby... until they invented call display"

And here's a conversation from today:
(he's been quite sick and taking his temperature)
Him: It's 101 now. That's good, it's gone down.
Me: You're glad we got that, aren't you?
Him: yeah.
Me: Well maybe next time we'll get a rectal one.
Him:... isn't this one?