Overheard

In the truck, on the way home from swim class.

Steven: did you see that one guy in the class?
Me: which one?
Steven: the porn star.
Me: oh yeah, the one with the gold chain and moustache?
Steven: I don't know about the chain but he had the moustache.
Me: total porn moustache.
Steven: 70's porn.
Me: oh no. More like the 80's.
Steven: 1984 to 1986.

That's my husband. All about the details.
But I bet you can picture the one dad in my class!