Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Beach Bonfire

One of the things on Steven's "must-do" list was to have a beach bonfire.  So we planned.  We scoped out the beach for the most appropriate bonfire spot.  Although, it's the same beach that he had partied at when he was younger so there was not so much scoping as there was reminiscing about drunken bonfires of days gone by.

We planned for Friday.  Yes, Friday we'd invite people out and have a great bonfire.

And then it rained.  Bastard.  MY PLANNING!!!!

So we had it on another night.  John & I went to scope out the beach and claim our spot while Steven went to pick up wood from Winston and a nephew from Mary's.



Instead of parking and bringing the wood down, he pulled off to the side of the road and threw the wood over the edge.  Efficient.

This was such a great vacation.  Great memories for all of us. 
The weather was perfect.  The company was perfect.  The fire was perfect.  It was an amazing night.


John & cousin A.

Number One Cousin.
How cool is this?
I wish I would have had my camcorder.  It was absolutely incredible to watch.




This is my favorite picture.

Number One cousin teaching cousin E.

More beach enertainment.


How cute are they?  I just want to grab them and hug-squeeze them.  They were so funny together, neither wanted to give up the chair so they crammed themselves in together.

Then John decided that he was tired.

And A didn't want John to be lonely so she curled up too.  I could just scoop her up and take her home.  Absolutely adorable.  Big eyes, big curls, such a charmer.

Seriously, don't you just want to take her home?



Vacation!

Putting the fire out.
John, what a guy.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Riley

Did you ever hear the story of how we got Riley?

When we decided to buy a house, we both really wanted to get a dog.  We thought that we'd be smart and wait until we'd been in the house for a year so we'd have a handle on our expenses, etc...

We bought our house in August.
We brought Riley home in September.

I was at work and Steven called me.  "You should see this dog" he said.  "We'll go see this dog after work" he said.

So we went to the Humane Society and I met Riley.  Who spent much of the time snuffling the space underneath the door.  Almost sucking in the fresh air that he had been denied.

Poor Riley who was 1 1/2 years old and had already had 3 owners.
Poor Riley who was scrawny and his ribs stuck out.
Poor Riley.  The only dog who sat in his "cell" and looked out with sad eyes while all the other dogs barked and jumped for attention.

It was almost closing time at the Humane Society so they wouldn't complete the paperwork.
At which point, we discovered another couple that also wanted to adopt Riley.
The Humane Society people said that whoever came first, would be allowed to adopt Riley.
Luckily Steven was on shift work and was off the next day.
He was there when they opened the door and completed the paperwork.

Riley's first night at home.
Isn't he scrawny?
How could someone abuse him?

We thought that we'd crate him and he'd sleep in his kennel in the living room. 
He cried and cried when we went to bed.
I spent the entire first night sleeping on the living room floor with my hand stuck through the kennel door so he'd know I was there.

Slowly, he inched his way through the house.
He sleeps in the bedroom now and has the run of the house.

He's smart and friendly.
How many other dogs can climb a ladder? 

He is a part of the family.
For the longest time it was me, Steven & Riley.
Steven worked alot of nights so it was me & Riley.  He's my buddy and protector.
We'd hang out at night. 

 Doesn't he look like he's laughing?

I hate you.
I hate you with all my heart.
You will pay for this.  Oh trust me, you will paayyyyyy....

Treats.
Riley can open his own presents.  He totally understands the concept.

He also completely understands the goodness of the holidays.

Oh good, take my picture on my good side.
Yes, that's right.

Relaxing in front of the fire.  Sometimes we have to physically move him.  I mean like grab his legs and drag him across the room because he's getting way too hot in front of the fireplace.  It's like he'd rather catch fire than move from the warmth.

Laying with mom & Dawna.  Good thing they're both so tiny otherwise he wouldn't fit between them.

"I hate you.  Seriously, I fucking hate you sometimes."
Poor Riley.  The stuff I make him wear.
If he was a smaller dog, he totally have sweaters....and booties.


Riley laying his head on my pregnant belly.
When I was pregnant, Riley would stand in front of me and let me use him to support myself. 
Riley would dig his feet in and I would place my hand on his head and hoist myself up from the chair.

And when my mom came to visit or watched him while we were on vacation, he totally let her use him as either a footstool or to help her out of the chair.
Riley loved my mom so much.
She used to cook him steak.  "Oh this?  It's all grisly and tough, nobody but Riley can eat this"

The first time my parents came to watch Riley when we went on vacation, my mom came up first.
Then my dad came up after we left.
We told them that my dad should give him 1/2 a hotdog when he came in the door.
We only meant that first time he came in the house.  NOT every single time he came in the house.
Which was alot back in those days, as he used to smoke.  So Riley got 1/2 a hot dog every single time my dad opened the door.
I swear to God that Riley gained 20 pounds while we were gone.

When we found out that we were pregnant, I was actually pretty worried.  He was such a "mama's dog" that I was worried that he'd be upset that his position was usurped.  We took a class from the Humane Society, I read books about familiarizing your pet to the new baby.

He felt that John was his baby.
That first couple weeks whenever John cried, Riley would get anxious if we didn't move fast enough.  He'd look up to the room and he'd come and nose you and try and trot off in the direction of the cry and then come over to you again.

John's first day home

This is one of my all time favorite pictures.

This is a picture of Riley the day after a particularly bad crying night.  He's all puffy and his eyes are tiny slits.  He used to get up with me every single time.  He'd come into the baby's room and sit by the rocker with me when I nursed John.

Poor Riley was so tired all the time.

And John wasn't the only one who got a time-out.
If Riley did something really bad, he'd also get sent to the corner.  We used to call it "Dennis the Menace".  And he'd creep slowly over to the corner and sit down and put his nose to the corner.

The things we do, eh?


I'm unsure if Riley is going deaf or not.  Or just lazy.  Well, lazier.  For example, yesterday he was eating his supper in the kitchen and someone rang the doorbell.  I answered the door, ready to stop him from charging the door.  I talked the guy at the door (some elections guy) and nothing.  I could still hear Riley eating his supper.  He didn't bark.  He didn't come to the door.  I don't even think that he realized that there was someone at the door.

But then there are other times when he'll bark his fool head off.
My boys.




Le Sigh.....

Vin Diesel

The Rock

Oh yes, Fast Five.

Don't judge me.

Monday, September 5, 2011

September - John

I was trying to do an anniversary post in pictures but realized that Steven & I don't actually have that many pictures of just the two of us.  Sad, actually.  I think I will make a point of getting our picture taken at least once a month.  Or most likely once at Christmas time.

Anyhoo, it made me think that I have a shitload of John pictures and Riley pictures.  

Steven & I in Las Vegas.  After we got married. 
At this point, John isn't even a glimmer in our eye...at least not yet anyway. 
Not for a couple more months.
Las Vegas, September 2006

Back when I was doing the weekly pictures.
September, 2007

I love this picture.  Doesn't it look like he's got a tiny smirk on his face?
September 2007
First real haircut. 
You know, after his mother severly traumatized him with the home hair cut.
September 2008
September 2008
 Staff BBQ
September 2008
Can you see the gigantic tent in the background?
Yeah, the tent's up in my living room again.
September 2009
Totally my fashion sense, no?
September 2009
Oh the joys of having your very own bowl of potato chips.
September 2010

Yesterday on the Strawberry ride.
September 2011

Out of the mouths of babes

Lately John has been saying that he's going to have 12 kids.  This has evolved into full blown conversations.  Now Steven & I have discussions with him about his future family because it's just so hilarious.

Here are some of John's thoughts.

On who will watch the kids: "You will watch them daddy"

How he will feed them: "Make sure you have a good job so you can have money to feed them."  "You don’t eat money, you eat food.  You so silly."

Where they will sleep: "some in tent." "some in my bed." "some on couch."

"I will have 12 kids.  12 boys and 12 girls." good God!

Me: "you will have  find a good wife to have all these kids"
John: "no wife"
hmmm, interesting.
Lilypie